The GeekHiker

I’m usually pretty good at avoiding the various snacks that come around the office.  Boxes of See’s candies, cookies, chips, doughnuts, popcorn, pizza, whatever.  I already work in IT and I don’t want to completely fill the stereotype by having a massive gut spilling over my belt.  The little gut that I just started (and The Ex thought was “cute”) and now has me going to the gym to eliminate annoys me enough.

But today… today the Girl Scout Cookes arrived.

I’ve already had three in The Boss’s office without a second thought.

Yeah, those cute little girl scouts look all sweet and innocent as they sell their little colorful boxes of cookies.  What they don’t tell you is that they probably lace the dough with pure crack cocaine.  They’re powerful enough that if someone handed me a straw, I could just suck down an entire box through it.  I’ve never really done drugs, but I think this must be like the feeling when the addiction starts.

Damn them and their happy little cute boxes of addictive goodness.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find another fix…