Bad: Coming down with a cold.
Good: Getting to leave work early because I think I’m going to pass out.
Bad: Having a fever of 100.6.
Good: A cold gives you license to eat whatever you want, including KFC and 7-Up.
Bad: Lousy daytime television.
Good: Netflix flicks.
Bad: Which are already watched and back in the mail.
Good: Watching stuff online until the new Netflix stuff comes in.
Bad: Plenty of time to sit around and over-think on things in my life.
Good: Fever makes most of those thoughts borderline delusional (or is that bad?).
Bad: Feeling like a lazy bum, sprawled out on the couch watching TV and sweating out a fever.
Good: Not really caring because, meh, whatch’a gonna do?
I hope you get to feeling better soon! In the meantime, enjoy the hell outta being a bum, k?
By: Ms. H on October 22, 2008
at 4:00 am
Get well soon ya Bum! π
By: Homer-Dog on October 22, 2008
at 6:14 am
Hope you feel better soon! Have a brownie, they have miraculous healing powers.
By: Ruby on October 22, 2008
at 7:11 am
I hope you feel better soon! You need to take a dose of lifetime movies!?
And fried chicken in LA? Didn’t know y’all knew of such a thing! π
By: kristin on October 22, 2008
at 7:44 am
awww, get better soon! KFC rocks π
By: seine on October 22, 2008
at 8:04 am
Tea. Toast. Ginger ale.
Daytime TV does stink.
Get well soon.
By: just a girl on October 22, 2008
at 9:19 am
Oooo I love me some daytime TV. Especially when I get to catch both Martha and Bob Barker in one day. I feel then that my brain has thoroughly leaked out of my ear and therefore my day of loafing has been successful.
Feel better hun!
By: Rachel on October 22, 2008
at 9:21 am
There’s a part of me that’s slightly jealous I don’t get to be home nursing myself back to health while watching Netflix.
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
By: Mel Heth on October 22, 2008
at 9:59 am
hope you feel better. hate being home sick!
By: dobegil on October 22, 2008
at 1:01 pm
Whatever you do, don’t watch HGTV (unless you’re looking to redecorate). I always have an intense need to renovate my bathroom after I watch HGTV, I swear they send subliminal messages.
Hope those Netflix movies come soon!
By: Anya on October 22, 2008
at 2:55 pm
A fever of 100.6?? Geez, that’s too high!
I hope you get well soon. Drink plenty of fluids to keep hydrated and get some rest.
And watch some good movies, that’ll fix anything. π
By: Wendy on October 22, 2008
at 2:58 pm
Extra strength Advil. Soup. Sleep.
By: Mrs Chuck Bartowski on October 22, 2008
at 5:12 pm
Take care of yourself man, I’m still trying to fight it. World Series man, sleep, watch world series, sleep some more.
Feel better, see ya on the flipside. π
By: Cripkitty on October 22, 2008
at 5:44 pm
Gives you time to invent fun new get-well-better confections like Ginger Ale popsicles.
By: thecoconutdiaries on October 22, 2008
at 7:44 pm
Hhaha I like your line about license to eat whatever you want. I adopt the same policies with a cold.
By: tgaw on October 22, 2008
at 9:40 pm