Posted by: GeekHiker | December 3, 2008

Instead Of A Woman, Life Gives Me This

Why?

Why is it that the biggest, hairiest guy at the gym… is always the one who feels most comfortable walking around buck naked in the locker room?

And why, I ask you, WHY does he choose to walk over to groom himself in the mirror, pasty white butt facing in my direction only a few feet away, after I’ve just leaned over to tie my bloody shoes?

Never tied my shoes so fast in my life, I tells ya.

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Responses

  1. I’m really glad I haven’t eaten yet. Cuz I’m pretty sure I’d have thrown up at the image of The Exhibitionist.

    Bleh!

  2. GUFAW!

  3. I think the Old Men in the gym and the Old Women in the gym conspire against us all! I’m sure they all gather for coffee and viagra after going to gym and swap stories. They’re all “…and then I bent over, right in his face!”

  4. Ooooooh dear…I hope this image and memory will remove itself from your brain soonest…my deepest sympathies.

  5. HAHAHA!

    At least his butt wasn’t pasty AND super hairy!

  6. well, you got a blog post out of it and he didn’t fart or anything so that’s a plus 🙂

  7. OMG! EW! That’s sooooooo disgusting!!!

  8. LOL thanks for the visual buddy!

  9. blech.

  10. Oh. And keeping that post at the top psyched me out for awhile. Till I scrolled down. Yeah. I know.

  11. HAHAAAHAHAAAA 😀

    Awesome.

  12. Gross! At my gym, there is an older asian (relevant only for an accurate visual) lady who parades around naked. First, it’s important that you know I work out at the school gym so the entire place is crawling with young, HAWT, firm-bodied, lithe, lean little ladies. I feel highly self conscious enough to not work out during peak hours. Anyway, said older woman walks around buck naked but wearing a towel on her head. So it’s not like she doesn’t have a towel! Once I caught her flossing. Naked! Flossing!! And, as if that’s not bad enough, she dries her body with the hand driers. I mean, come on!!! She has a freakin’ towel on her head! Shudder.

  13. Ms. H – Heh, sorry ‘bout that.

    Homer-Dog – Knew you’d get a chuckle.

    TheCoconutDiaries – I wonder when I’ll be invited to join their ranks.

    Ruby – Me too!

    Just A Girl – Actually, it was…

    BlakSpring – Not sure it’s worth the trade off! 😉

    DezertLamb – Yeah…

    Little Miss Obsessive – You’re so welcome!

    BackPackerMomma – Heh.

    BackPackerMomma – A few people did at that.

    Narami – Yeahhh… not so much.

    Mrs. Chuck Bartowski – I think I stopped reading after “young, HAWT firm-bodied, etc.” Sorry. 😉

  14. Hehehehe…….1 word answer again? “yeah…”

  15. Oh. Ewww.


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