Posted by: GeekHiker | April 18, 2011

WTF, Fortune?

Apparently the WTF Cookie Company has started producing fortune cookies.  My fortune from my Chinese meal last week:

“An admirer is too shy to greet you.”

What the frack?  What good does knowing THAT do me?

I mean, at least give me a clue.  Tell me she’s blonde or brunette or tall or short or something.




  1. Well, who is looking at you when you’re not looking at her? 😉

  2. You know fortune cookie messages are like dreams, right? They work the opposite way! It should have read “You are someone’s secret admirer but too shy to greet her. Go for it! This is your day.” 😀 I wish you had received it BEFORE seeing the gym girl!

  3. Must mean you ahve to greet EVERYONE just in case!

  4. I think you should work this into your next pick-up line. “I recently had a fortune in my cookie that I think related to you. There’s no need to be shy, little kitten.” Then brush a piece of hair back from her face.

    I would think you were the best, funniest guy ever if you used that one on me! 😛

  5. Maybe you got the gym girl’s fortune instead of yours. Yours was supposed to be:

    “Exercise your best pick-up line at the gym”

  6. You HAVE a clue: she is too shy. Wait, it doesn’t say it’s a girl… >___<

  7. MissMcCracken – I have no idea!

    SkyBlueStateOfMind – They are? Did not know that. Hmmmm…not sure if I’m admiring anyone in particular at the moment…

    MJ – LOL, that’s a good idea!

    Mel Heth – I don’t know. I think with “little kitten” she’d just think I was the corniest guy she’d ever met…

    Bruce H – I might have, had I’d ever actually talked to the girl!

    Narami – But people can be outgoing and shy at the same time!

  8. Can i share with you my WTF fortune? I got it 15 yrs ago and i still have it somewhere b/c it’s so stupid. “you will get new clothes”

  9. that’s a good one – and you got some really great advice in the comments. you should follow it all – something will have to work 🙂

  10. That’s why I like fortuneless cookies. Fortune cookies, still flat withough the paper in the middle!

  11. Well, yeah, sometimes it’s hard to greet a guy if you’re a girl. Some guys don’t like that.

    I’m kind of oblivious when it comes to guys. A cute guy could be staring right at me, and I wouldn’t know, my friends would have to point it out. Maybe, this fortune cookie is telling you to “look up” and around. You may be missing it.

  12. wait i ahve that same fortune cookie to i read there. like who would be my secret admirer?? thats shy there it cant be ?? harley there ughh hmm but that is strange for me because he got my christmas card there and she havent sent it back to me here it amazing that those cookies contain there.

  13. that harley ,she is a she not a he there my keyboard sucks bigg time

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