Posted by: GeekHiker | March 26, 2007

One Simple Word

I’ll profess that I haven’t thought too much about The Interesting Question since I first posted it a few days ago.

Tonight, however, I found myself pondering it a little, and a word popped into my head: incomplete.

As I was flossing my teeth, no less.

Incomplete in terms of what, I’m not sure.  My love life?  My career?  My growth as a person?

I threw each one of those possibilities at the word, hoping that something would come back “yes” or “no”.  Or even “maybe”.

I got nothing.  Just the word.  Floating in my thoughts.  With no attached meaning or context.

Which must mean it’s time for bed.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 26, 2007

One Step Away…

When it comes to online dating, the first step in the process is to create a profile: a description of yourself and all the qualities that supposedly make you, well, you.

Essentially what this boils down to is pimping yourself on the web.  You’re trying to create a profile that, on the one hand, will appeal to the widest variety of members of the opposite sex, while at the same time trying to be specific enough to narrow those members to those you might have a connection with.  You’re essentially doing the “hard sell” of yourself.

Hell, it’s probably just like a gigelo’s advertisement, were I to throw in a picture of my privates.

So, to help me accomplish the “hey look at me, I’m wonderful” art of the online profile, I enlisted the help of the Best Friend.  She called me and told me some really, really wonderful things about myself and my personality, half of which I remember and a tenth of which I think I actually believe.

That’s not for lack of self confidence, per se; I’ve just always looked at myself as being a pretty average guy, with perhaps an above-average number of interests.  Don’t knock it: ten years ago I wanted to throw myself in front of a train.  It’s progress, trust me.

Despite her kind comments, despite the self confidence I’ve attained having entered my 30’s, despite all that, I’m having a hell of a time writing a profile that I’m willing to release to the public.  And for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

My first thought was that, well, I don’t really fit into the neat little boxes of the online dating profile pages.  Then again, who doesn’t feel that way?

My second thought is that, perhaps I’m just not yet ready to re-enter the dating market.  After all, I only broke up with The Ex two months ago.  I can never rember the math that one is supposed to apply here: is it one week for every year you were together?  One month for every year you were together?  Subtract one month for each year the relationship was long distance?  Multiply by the total number of relationships you’ve had, divide by the number of times you’ve been dumped, carry the remainder and add all the bad dates in your life then divide by your age and take that long before re-entering the dating market?

I think, somewhere, deep down in the dark corners of my brain, something just broke.

Perhaps, though, I should just throw something together, utterly by instinct, incorporating some of The Best Friend’s kind words, and toss it out on the web.  In online dating, it seems, most make their judgements based on the little one-inch-square picture before anything else anyway.

So there’s the plan.  Don’t over think it.  I think too much anyway.  Just throw it out there, write to a few women, see what happens.

What’s the worst that can happen?  The just won’t write back.

Or they will, and they’ll tell me to go fuck myself.

But I think that’s as bad as it can get.

Here goes ‘nuthin.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 26, 2007

When is schmaltz not schmaltz?

I’ve spent the last week at work cleaning off old hard drives.  It’s the sort of mindless work that has to be done, and it’s the kind of thing that’s a welcome break from the other parts of my job where I have to, you know, actually use my brain.

In the course of doing this, I ran across a drive (Win 98) from a user who left the company years ago.  Searching the drive for any company-related materials, I discovered that she had pretty much planned out her whole wedding on work time.  Everything from guest lists to seating arrangements to directions on how to get to the ceremony.

(And remember, before anybody gets uppity with me, if you save personal materials on company property, they become company property.  That’s you’re “don’t be dumb on you’re boss’s computer” lesson for the week, kids.)

Interestingly, there was also a copy of her wedding vows, as I guess they chose to wrote their own.

On first read, completely out of context, they were pretty cheesy.  Actually, way-over-the-top, I-think-I’m-gonna-hurl kinda cheesy.

But then I thought about it in context: the wedding, the ceremony, what it must have been like as she actually delivered these words I was reading on a screen.

And I found myself wondering what it must be like to be in a relationship that not only makes one write that kind of cheese, but to actually be serious about it, to actually believe in it.

And I wondered haphazardly if I’ll ever find myself in a position of writing that kind of schmaltzy crap myself.  And believing every part of it.

So I re-read it.

And it was still pretty damn cheesy.  More cheesy than I think I’ll ever be able to write without making myself sick.

Romantic?  Sure.  Cheesy?  No way, Jose.

And, armed with that comfortable self-knowledge, I reformatted the damn drive.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 25, 2007

HIKE: Sandstone Peak/Mishe Mokwa Trail

It’s quite a drive from Los Angeles, but the Mishe Mokwa loop trail to Sandstone Peak is one of the prettiest, best trails in the area.  After yesterday’s group hike, it seemed time to do a solo run.  So today, I headed out by myself into the wilderness of the Circle X Ranch, part of the Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area.

Starting from the Backbone trailhead off Yerba Buena Road (see directions below), you’ll start ascending the trail/fire road towards Sandstone Peak.  If time is of the essence, you can hike directly from the trailhead to the peak, a grueling 1.1. mile climb, especially when the ridge is between you and the ocean.  When you’re in those locations, the ocean breeze is cut off and the hike becomes a hot grueling 1.1 mile climb.

For the loop trail, after .3 miles of climbing, you’ll go right .2 miles on a connector trail.  Reaching a second junction with the trail from the Mishe Mokwa parking lot, turn left and start descending into Carlistle Canyon.  As you go down the canyon, the Echo Cliffs and precariously mounted “Balanced Rock” will come into view on the other side of the canyon.  Some days, you may see rock climbers ascending the Echo Cliffs, as I did on Saturday.

After 1.8 miles of decent, you’ll reach the bottom of the canyon and Split Rock.  Under the cool shade of oak trees, you’ll find a picnic table and (with any luck) water trickling in the creek.  It’s an ideal spot to stop for lunch, especially on a hot day (keeping in mind, of course, that  you will eventually have to hike out of the canyon).  Be sure to walk through split rock, a tradition from the Circle X’s past history as a Boy Scout Camp.

Following the signed trail away from Split Rock, a signed, non-maintained trail points the way up the canyon wall to Balanced Rock.  I went about 50 yards along this use trail, finding it to be overgrown and choked with poison oak.  Having already gotten poison oak on last week’s hike, I decided to return in the future to do this spur trail… in long pants.

The Mishe Mokwa trail swings east and starts a gentle climb out of the canyon towards Boney Mountain through high chaparral.  After 1.3 miles, the trail intersects with the Backbone Trail coming down from Sandstone Peak.  Near this intersection is a marked Backcountry Campsite, though I’ve never seen it in person.  If you want to camp there, check with the Park Service to make sure the campsite is still okay to use.

SIDE TRIP: From the junction, you can take the signed spur trail .5 miles to the top of Tri Peaks, elev. 3010.  The was very brushy and overgrown the day I hiked it (though blissfully free of poison oak), and the final ascent to the top of the peak is rocky and gravelly, making footing unstable.  The view from the peak, however, is worth the side trip, as you’ll be able to see most of the broad valley between Tri Peaks and Sandstone Peak, as well as westward into Point Mugu State Park.  Be careful on the decent: my trekking poles saved me from a nasty stumble a number of times.

From the Backbone Trail Junction, the trail circles around and starts heading west.  Past a pair of water tanks, you can make a scramble up to the top of exchange peak, or continue along the trail to the signed spur trail to Inspiration Point.  At the top of inspiration point is a marker with a directional compass on top pointing to a number of significant landmarks within view (though some may only be seen on a clear day).

Continuing on the Backbone, you’ll move up a couple of switchbacks and, at a wide spot in the road, be sure to look carefully for a set of steep wooden stairs (the sign indicating the path to the top of the peak may or may not be in place).  Ascending these stairs, follow the use path up the rock to the top of Sandstone Peak.  Ironically, the peak is not, in fact, Sandstone: it’s volcanic!

Enjoy the views, read the plaque honoring W. Herbert Allen (the benefactor of the Circle X Ranch) and sign the logbook.  Sandstone Peak is also an amazing place to watch the sunset from, but be sure to bring a headlamp for the path back down, which is covered in loose gravel in places and can be tricky on the footing.

After you’ve spent time on the peak, work your way back down to the Backbone Trail.  You’ll ascend slightly, then start the rapid 1.1 mile decent back to the Backbone Trail parking lot, having occasional views out over the ocean at some of the switchback turns.

Total Distance: 5.3 miles (6.3 with Tri Peaks side trip)

Park: Circle X Ranch (Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area)

Website: http://www.nps.gov/samo/
http://www.nps.gov/samo/planyourvisit/upload/SitePub_CX.pdf

Directions: From the 101, exit at Westlake Blvd (State Route 23 South).  Drive south until the road intersects with Mulholland Highway and turn right.  Continue right as Mulholland intersects with Decker Canyon Road, and very shortly thereafter turn right on Little Sycamore Canyon Road.  Little Sycamore will head west and turn into Yerba Buena Road as you cross from LA county into Ventura county (the road will also become rougher and narrower at this point.  Continue on Yerba Buena Road until you see the signed entrance to the Backbone Trail parking lot.  From PCH (Highway 1), turn north on Mulholland Highway approximately 6 miles and turn left on Little Sycamore Canyon Road.  Follow the directions as above.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 24, 2007

HIKE: Temescal Canyon

Temescal Canyon is just outside of Santa Monica and very popular with the locals, being only a quick jaunt from town.  Which probably explains why I’ve never done the trail before.  But a quick group hike on Saturday seemed like a perfect opportunity to try it.

After parking outside the park on Sunset or Temescal Canyon Road, or in the park for a fee ($5 as of last weekend), proceed up the canyon past the camp store, turning left up the viewpoint trail.  The trail will ascent the canyon wall, gaining 1,000 feet in about a mile.  As you come up to the top of the ridge, there will be a great view over the ocean, as well as south over Santa Monica and the coast.  You’ll also have great views into back yards of homes that, well, at least I know I’ll never be able to afford.  Not that that’s a problem: what would I do with all that space anyway?

Turning east at a junction, you’ll descent briefly down to a bridge crossing Temescal Creek at a waterfall.  In high water years, I’m sure the waterfall is very nice, but with the minimal amount of rain this year in LA, it was barely a trickle.  Finally, you proceed south down the canyon, eventually ending up under the shade of oak, sycamore and willow trees.  After passing several of the Temescal Gateway Park buildings, you’ll end up back at the parking lot.

It’s an easy trail and very senic, but fair warning: it’s very popular.  Don’t hike this trail looking for quiet solitude!

Total distance: 2.8 miles

Park: Temescal Gateway Park

Website: http://www.lamountains.com/parks.asp?parkid=58

Directions: From PCH (State Route 1), turn north on Temescal Canyon Road.  Proceed north 1 mile and cross Sunset Blvd. into the park.  Parking is $5.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 22, 2007

Well, there you go then…

I knew it.  I just frakkin knew it

Dr. Cox You are…Dr. Cox
A.K.A. “The Big Jerk”
Rebel, thy name is YOU! You don’t do things by the rules — at all — and you’re damn proud of it, despite the fact that such a philosophy tends to bite you in the ass more often than you like. Your brusque and sarcastic manner puts off most around you, but your high standards elicit nothing but respect. It’s possible that your rough exterior is a cover to deeper, more vulnerable feelings inside. Only you know for sure.

But, just to be sure, I went here.  And sure enough:

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Well, there you go then.  Now, is this a good thing, or a bad thing?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 21, 2007

An Interesting Question

Someone today asked me a rather interesting question: how would I define myself without making any comparisons between myself and other people.

It’s a fascinating question.

I have to admit, though, my first thought was that this was an insane question to ask here in LA.  After all, living in Los Angeles is all about comparing yourself to other people.  It’s why people in LA are so obsessed with what you drive, what you wear, who you interact with, etc., etc., etc. on down the line.

If all that were to end, all the marketers here and in New York might just loose their meaning in life, and we can’t have that, now can we?

I don’t tend to fall in for most of that crap (or least I try not to), I think because I grew up in Northern Californiarather than Southern.  I wear jeans and a t-shirt because they’re comfortable, dammit, and I don’t really give a damn if I meet up with anyone’s “fashion standards”.

But back to the original question: it’s a difficult one to answer.  I mean, think about it, how do you look at your life, and who you are as a person, without comparing yourself to someone else, be it your parents, your friends, your peers, your co-workers, or that asshole in the next cubicle who sleeps all day and still gets paid more than you do.

Part of it may be the nature of human society; we interact with our fellow humans every day, so I think we end up comparing ourselves to each other by default.

And that, my friends, is what makes the question worth thinking about…

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 21, 2007

Absence makes the heart…

So, for a blog that I’ve been writing essentially for myself (seeing as how I doubt few visitors have yet popped by now that I’ve made the blog public), I’ve been rather conspicuously absent of late.

The thing is, I couldn’t seem to come up with any post that didn’t sound like some self-pitying whine.  Given that, there didn’t seem much point in posting.

First, there was the incident with The Nurse, which seems to prove that in ten years, my dating skills (and, apparently, my ability to go from “attractive enough to go out to dinner with” to “not a snowballs chance” when I’m not even in the room) is unabated.

Then I met a cute girl last weekend who has, insofar as I can tell, absolutely zero interest in me.  Which, well, sucks, but there’s no real point in dwelling upon it.

In fact, if I were to dwell upon it, the blog would end up as one long, pathetic whine, which, in addition to not being reflective of what I’m actually feeling, would also just end up as one long, pathetic blog.

Besides, if that were the case, and folks were actually commenting, the comments would surely fall into two categories: “much sympathy” and “grow some balls, ‘ya looser”.

Yes, folks, I’m afraid the web really has become that predictable.

So, for the time being, I’ll probably post more about hikes.  Unless my strange luck with women, such as The Nurse, changes.

Hm.  Maybe I should have titled this blog “Strange Luck With Women”…

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 20, 2007

If it’s going to be dark and gray all day…

…why doesn’t it just ‘freakin rain already?

 I miss seasons.  Maybe I should move to Portland…

Posted by: GeekHiker | March 18, 2007

HIKE: Trail Canyon Falls

Trail Canyon Falls is one of those hikes that’s pleasant enough.  It’s an easy drive to the trailhead, the parking lot is nicely sized, the hike is pretty short, the falls are moderately nice, even with the little rainfall that we’ve had this year.  There can be a bit of a scramble to reach the base of the falls (well worth it).  All in all, a nice, pleasant little two hour hike.

Which probably explains why I haven’t done it in ten years or so.

The longer I’ve hiked in LA, the further and further out I’ve tended to venture.  The hikes get longer, more interesting, and there’s fewer people.  Heck, there are even some hikes that don’t have any graffiti on the rocks.  In LA County!  Imagine!

But, after nearly a decade, it seemed worthwhile to join a small group of hikers and venture back to the falls again.

After parking at the trail head, not blocking any driveways of the lucky bastards with grandfathered in-holdings, head up the canyon past the sign that shows the trails in the area.  After crossing over a small ridge, the trail follows the creek for a half mile or so.  After crossing the creek, the trail heads up the west canyon wall above the creek.  This section is open and exposed, on a summer day you will most likely fry like an egg.

After another mile of climbing, the falls come into view around a bend.  You descend along the west wall towards them, and several use trails leave the main trail to the right to the base of the falls.  It can be a bit of a scramble, but it’s well worth it to reach the cool grotto and shallow pool at the bottom.

Alternatively, you can head further up canyon to a point where the trail crosses back over the stream and backtrack along the stream to the lip of the falls.  The trail continues on up-canyon to a couple of trail campsites, although the trail appeared to be very overgrown when I went last weekend.

It’s a pleasant 2-3 hour trip, perfect for a quick getaway from the city if you live in the area.  Ten years from now, I’m sure I’ll be back.

Total distance: ~3 miles

Park: Angeles National Forest (Forest Permit required to park)

Website: http://www.fs.fed.us/r5/angeles/

Directions: From the 210, exit at Sunland Blvd., turn east.  Make a left (north) at Oro Vista, and follow to the end.  The road will bend to the right and become Big Tujunga Canyon Road.  Drive up the canyon to approximately mile marker 2.0 and turn left onto a dirt road.  Drive up the dirt road, taking the right fork (there should be a sign) to the parking lot.  National Forest Permit ($5/day or $30/year) required.

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